Hello dear reader! You now get to become a dear listener.

This song is definitely out of my vocal range but I thought I’d still give it a shot. It’s a cover of one of my all time favourite songs: George Strait’s ‘All My Exes Live In Texas’.

My modified song:

It’s just the vocal (with bonus background construction noise) and no instrumental as I don’t own the instrumental music and want to avoid copyright issues. I’ll figure out a way to get instruments and upload it here later - shoot me an email if you want the ‘bootleg’ version with instruments.

My modified lyrics:

All HR ladies live in the office.
And the office is a place I dearly love to be
But all HR ladies live in the office
And that's why I hang my hat in Montreal


Rosanna's down in Waterloo
She was my first boo
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She forgot I hung the moon
And Allison's in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And Gabby from Krabby Patty's
Got the law looking for me


All HR ladies live in the office
And the office is a place I dearly love to be
But all HR ladies live in the office
And that's why I hang my hat in Montreal


I remember that old water cooler
Where I learned to joke
But it brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome thin
By ruminating on the past
I go there each night
But I always come back to myself
Long before daylight


All HR ladies live in the office
And the office is a place I dearly love to be
But all HR ladies live in the office
Therefore I reside in Montreal


Some folks think I'm hiding
It's been rumored that I died
But I'm alive and well in Montreal